Date Night Preparation T-Shirts

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Life is for the birds.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

So Close..

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You do like octopus?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"You're such a good listener."

Sauvignon Bonk

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

Why we need poetry. . .

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I love you, you big fool."

Romance

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Do you mind?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'