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"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

So Close..

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"You do like octopus?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Moses separating his Laundry.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Sauvignon Bonk

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"You're such a good listener."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Why we need poetry. . .

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Romantic Violinist.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Do you mind?"

Romance

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'