Date Forgetters Mugs

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

"Don't go getting any ideas."

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

'If he's forgotten my birthday again, he can cook his own supper!'

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

"Well, they didn't forget my birthday, how come you did?"

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

"Y'know Bruce, you can just click on the 'Forgot Password' button, right?"

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

'What's a lovely girl like me doing in a place like this? How should I know, you brought me here!'

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

Three Unwise Men

Man forgeting anniversary

Excuses why you forgot to buy her a Valentine's gift - $50

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'

"Sorry, your accident insurance doesn't cover you forgetting your twenty second wedding anniversary."

"Happy 12th anniversary ... 13th anniversary? ... 10th? ... 14th?"

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'Anyway, I won't forget her Birthday next year, Fred.'

January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Your Anniversary?