Date Forgetter Mugs

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'If he's forgotten my birthday again, he can cook his own supper!'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"I forgot my phone."

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

"Well, they didn't forget my birthday, how come you did?"

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

"My husband will never guess my password. It's our anniversary."

Man forgeting anniversary

Three Unwise Men

Excuses why you forgot to buy her a Valentine's gift - $50

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'

"Sorry, your accident insurance doesn't cover you forgetting your twenty second wedding anniversary."

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

"Happy 12th anniversary ... 13th anniversary? ... 10th? ... 14th?"

January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Your Anniversary?

'Polygamy?? I can barely remember one wedding anniversary!'

'Anyway, I won't forget her Birthday next year, Fred.'

'Sorry about this, but I lost my wife's grocery list.'