Anniversary Forgetters Mugs

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"The occasion? Oh—that would be the fifth anniversary of our never having got married because of an earlier experience of yours that had nothing to do with me."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

A slap-up meal.

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

Three Unwise Men

Man forgeting anniversary

Happy Anniversary

'Next week will be our Silver Wedding Anniversary!'

"And they said it would never last."

"Next time you give me anniversary flowers go out and buy them!"