Data Steward T-Shirts

'Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and 'Moose,' our data bodyguard.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Would you like some wings?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Tree Funeral

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Solar Power.

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"No, still there."

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

Information Security

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

I Heart Data

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

'You wished to see the house red?'

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."