Data Steward Prints

'Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and 'Moose,' our data bodyguard.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Would you like some wings?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Insect extinction

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Solar Power.

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

Information Security

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"No, still there."

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

I Heart Data

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

'You wished to see the house red?'