Data Security Skeptic T-Shirts

'Concerns about our data management are misplaced...our new system is very robust Miss Pettigrew.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

UK border controls relaxed.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

I.T. Fear

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Privacy

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Big Brother.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Diner is served

The other digital divide.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'