Data Organizer Of The Psyche Pillows

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Id/Ego/Superego.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

'The Neurosis Pack.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

Don't Take No For an Answer

This is your brain on cartoons

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

When psychiatry works too well!

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"