Data Ethics Thinkers Gifts

Social media and privacy

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"Fact amnesty"

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Coincidence or What?

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Facebook's business model

Facebook in Crisis

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

Don't forget to make a back up copy!

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

"How did the internet get my bra size?"

A businessman suffering from data overload.

When statisticians argue.

'Our actual performance over the last quarter depends much on one's perspective. Take, for example, this perspective.'

It's 10 PM. Is your online information being used by 'Big Data' to manipulate you.

Trolling on social media

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a new delusion. He thinks nobody's collecting his personal information online.

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

'Before you use that information, I ought to tell you that the computer predicted we'd have record profits last year.'

'We want to beat the system, but we want the system to keep playing.'

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

We value your privacy. . . . . yeah, right.

Construction orders

"You better self is here to see you sir."

"Google Maps want permission to access my subconscious."