Data Debate Participant Pillows

It's 10 PM. Is your online information being used by 'Big Data' to manipulate you.

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Arizona In Black

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

Immigration Measures in USA.

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

The First Asshole

'Safety Net.'

Bush vs. America

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"Motion denied then"

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel a bit better about what we're doing to him.

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

The Bob Dole Home-Shopping Network

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

"Shotgun!"

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

Elise Stefanik