Data Debate Enthusiast Pillows

When statisticians argue.

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

Aggression/Security

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

"And this is another economic indicator."

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

Coincidence or What?

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'After analyzing 5 petabytes of Facebook data and 800 million tweets we were able to conclude that our customers are idiots.'

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.