'As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.'
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Government Security Breach Reporting Station
'In your case, we had to assemble a spread sheet.'
'I don't mind peer reviews by my Millennial coworkers, but do they need to post them online?'
Nice Apology, Mark
'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'
"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"
"That's the craziest 1100110101001 thing I've ever heard! Pardon my binary."
"Everything looks fine. Now, let's check the baby's FICO score."
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
Pounding speeds up the computer.
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
The Anti-Agent
"Welcome to the future"
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
"My email is down... talk to me."
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
British savings accounts
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"I'd say we were pretty much on target."
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
Fear/Knowledge
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
Light Bulb Moment
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
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