Data Analyst Enthusiast Prints

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

'...But you have 75% approval among illiterates!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

British savings accounts

The Anti-Agent

"My email is down... talk to me."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Fear/Knowledge

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Time for More Paperwork

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

Robots In The Boardroom

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Late/Too Late.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."