Dart Champion Pillows

"I think it was meant for you."

They never did find any weapons of mass destruction...

Captain Pointy No.40 - Boomerang Darts

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

"Ok lads, not a word about the darts tournament. . . As far as our wives are concerned, we've been at a loot and plunderer seminar in Oslo."

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Business Target

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Sporting maladies.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'