Dark Tourism Aficionado Prints

Crime map 1953

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

100 best beheadings

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

Nick Cave

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Yonder

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

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Historic and Modern Bath

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Noah's Ark

"U R like so ded!"

Louie 'The Egg' Spignoli, The Hangman's Nightmare

Meet the Artist

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"Thank you for not praying."

CCTV on torture cage.

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"What a pro."

'At least he died with a smile on his face.'

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

Children Of The Coronavirus

"Lover’s leap" "Wife toss"

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.