Dark Tourism Aficionado Mugs

Crime map 1953

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

100 best beheadings

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Yonder

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

Historic and Modern Bath

For services to Tourism. . .

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"Thank you for not praying."

"U R like so ded!"

Noah's Ark

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

CCTV on torture cage.

Meet the Artist

"What a pro."

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

No necking in public

Track'em Whack'em

Children Of The Coronavirus

The not so easy rider...

"Lover’s leap" "Wife toss"