Dark Cuisine Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Nick Cave

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Cannibal recipes.

I've changed my mind about the curry!

'People soup again?'

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Intolerant Chef

'We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'.'

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

Love starts with hearts and diamonds and sometimes ends with clubs and spades

Wanted, someone to kill hunter. A volunteer is often the last one you'd ever want to give the job to.

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

Claw Machine Head

Mafia Shrinks

Malpractice Specialist.

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"We'll have to open you up again - We need to settle a bet."

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.