Dark Cuisine Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Cannibal recipes.

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

I've changed my mind about the curry!

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

'People soup again?'

Intolerant Chef

'We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'.'

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

Malpractice Specialist.

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Wanted, someone to kill hunter. A volunteer is often the last one you'd ever want to give the job to.

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

"...and you!? Did you like yours?"

Mafia Shrinks

Claw Machine Head

'Well, I told you not to have the chili...you know it gives you gas!'

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

"We'll have to open you up again - We need to settle a bet."

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'