Dark Matter Detective Pillows

Add a splash of cosmic mystery to their space with our dark matter detective pillows. Comfortable, witty, and inspiring—perfect for cozying up during stargazing sessions or scientific debates.

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'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.' mockup

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.' mockup

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.' mockup

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.' mockup

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

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"...and almost all of it is dark matter."

"...and almost all of it is dark matter." mockup

"...and almost all of it is dark matter." mockup

"...and almost all of it is dark matter." mockup

"...and almost all of it is dark matter." mockup

"...and almost all of it is dark matter."

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"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible." mockup

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible." mockup

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible." mockup

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible." mockup

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

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'Now watch and listen!'

'Now watch and listen!' mockup

'Now watch and listen!' mockup

'Now watch and listen!' mockup

'Now watch and listen!' mockup

'Now watch and listen!'

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Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%)

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%) mockup

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%) mockup

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%) mockup

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%) mockup

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%)

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"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for." mockup

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for." mockup

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for." mockup

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for." mockup

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

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"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?" mockup

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?" mockup

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?" mockup

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?" mockup

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

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Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . . mockup

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . . mockup

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . . mockup

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . . mockup

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

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"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?" mockup

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?" mockup

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?" mockup

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?" mockup

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

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"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things." mockup

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things." mockup

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things." mockup

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things." mockup

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

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We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia. mockup

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia. mockup

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia. mockup

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia. mockup

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

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The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio. mockup

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio. mockup

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio. mockup

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio. mockup

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

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Newton's Law and Order.

Newton's Law and Order. mockup

Newton's Law and Order. mockup

Newton's Law and Order. mockup

Newton's Law and Order. mockup

Newton's Law and Order.

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Micro and Macro Department,

Micro and Macro Department, mockup

Micro and Macro Department, mockup

Micro and Macro Department, mockup

Micro and Macro Department, mockup

Micro and Macro Department,

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"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it." mockup

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it." mockup

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it." mockup

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it." mockup

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

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Don't forget to read the small print.

Don't forget to read the small print. mockup

Don't forget to read the small print. mockup

Don't forget to read the small print. mockup

Don't forget to read the small print. mockup

Don't forget to read the small print.

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'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.' mockup

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.' mockup

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.' mockup

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.' mockup

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

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'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?' mockup

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?' mockup

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?' mockup

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?' mockup

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

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Devil in the detail

Devil in the detail mockup

Devil in the detail mockup

Devil in the detail mockup

Devil in the detail mockup

Devil in the detail

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"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous." mockup

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous." mockup

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous." mockup

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous." mockup

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

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"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy." mockup

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy." mockup

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy." mockup

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy." mockup

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

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The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe mockup

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe mockup

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe mockup

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe mockup

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

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When pedants take a break.

When pedants take a break. mockup

When pedants take a break. mockup

When pedants take a break. mockup

When pedants take a break. mockup

When pedants take a break.

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'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs. mockup

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs. mockup

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs. mockup

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs. mockup

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

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We have control of you brain.

We have control of you brain. mockup

We have control of you brain. mockup

We have control of you brain. mockup

We have control of you brain. mockup

We have control of you brain.

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'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

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"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

"Who says dark matter is elusive?" mockup

"Who says dark matter is elusive?" mockup

"Who says dark matter is elusive?" mockup

"Who says dark matter is elusive?" mockup

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

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"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty." mockup

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty." mockup

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty." mockup

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty." mockup

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

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Testing the Big Bangs theory.

Testing the Big Bangs theory. mockup

Testing the Big Bangs theory. mockup

Testing the Big Bangs theory. mockup

Testing the Big Bangs theory. mockup

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

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'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.' mockup

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.' mockup

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.' mockup

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.' mockup

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

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'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.' mockup

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.' mockup

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.' mockup

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.' mockup

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

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"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis." mockup

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis." mockup

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis." mockup

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis." mockup

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

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Britain in 410AD

Britain in 410AD mockup

Britain in 410AD mockup

Britain in 410AD mockup

Britain in 410AD mockup

Britain in 410AD

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Forward Planning - The key to Success

Forward Planning - The key to Success mockup

Forward Planning - The key to Success mockup

Forward Planning - The key to Success mockup

Forward Planning - The key to Success mockup

Forward Planning - The key to Success

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Dark Matter Detective Pillows Collection

Dark Matter Detective Mugs

Discover more unique dark matter detective mugs that blend humor and science—perfect for scientists and cosmic curiosity enthusiasts alike.

Dark Matter Detective Prints

Decorate with our dark matter detective prints—highlighting cosmic mysteries in a fun and thought-provoking way.

Dark Matter Detective T-Shirts

Explore our collection of dark matter detective T-shirts—celebrating universe mysteries with a witty, science-inspired twist.