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Beer Suicide.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Out To Lurch

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Dead Funny

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

End the Winter Blues

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

The practical psychopath

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."