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"O.K., right about now I'll bet you're thinking, What's the catch?"

"A bit nervous.. It is your first euthanasia I presume."

'So, I can pencil you in for next Tuesday?'

'I think you'll like working here. We have an on-site work-out room, dry cleaner, and, for those who need it, electro shock therapy center.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"So....been here long?"

"Take my life - I'm saving my money for my old age."

'I like to think of it as my little self-contained flat.'

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

'80 of our business conduct is immoral or illegal. I want you to fix the remaining 20.'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

'You asked for a sick note from my doctor, here it is'

"Oh my God! How could you? His feet stink, his breath smells, he's got spots on his bum..."

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

'Norman, I think things are going to turn nasty!'

101 uses of a dead cat: stamp

He had a go. He had to go.

'Having the bomb, I no longer feel alienated.'

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe brush

'I'm dying. Call 'Universal Hospice.''

Satan gets his pictures back from the photo lab.

With a waiting period for the purchase of handguns, I'd have lived 5 days longer...

All quiet in MoneyLaunderingCo whilst the men dispute the ironing roster.

"Gimme a break already! Why do I have to go as well?"

Death at a Covid party

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

The End of the World

Meet Thy Doom

"It was reading about the dangers all the time that drove me to drink!"

The joy of surveillance.

"We've been framed."

'Relax. I'm just here to kill your short game.'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

'. . . And now, a sink hole. Ed just never had any luck.'

'I just want to learn enough dancing to be ready to dance on his grave.'