Dark Ages Detective T-Shirts

Britain in 410AD

A boy acting suspiciously

CIA report

Harry S. Truman

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Ukraine Chasm

The Oil of Iran

'Now watch and listen!'

Descartes's Demon

Russian bombers in California

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

The abduction of Europa