Dark Ages Delighter Prints

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Vitruvian Manatee

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Britain in 410AD

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Service Entry.

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

Early Goths.

Early Photobomb

"Happy National Pride Month."

Crumhorn

Gone out.Your custard pie's in the oven.

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Christmas Theorbo

'He's whooping it up again.'

'You call - we'll toss for Rape or Pillage!'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.

Happy Anniversary

"We'll have to get rid of all our furniture. They just discovered perspective."

'Can't you get it through your thick Dutch head? We don't want to see your ruddy etchings!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

So glad you decided to come out!