Dark Ages Explorer Prints

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Baby rocks!

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

At the modern antenatal class.

'If someone objects to this union, tweet now or forever hold your peace...'

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.