Dark Ages Explorer Prints

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Baby rocks!

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

At the modern antenatal class.

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Mom, he's following me on Facebook. Can I keep him?"