Daring Bibliophile Gifts

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Heaven

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Casual skydiving.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Man reading in lamp

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Rapid reading center.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

"Bill and I are readers."

'This book so so rare it's never been published.'

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."

Bookworms