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'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"I see you do all your own stunts."