Daredevil Retiree Pillows

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'