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'Just doing the school run.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'How's the water skiing?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"They look so young and helpless."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"Look I've already said, I'm not going to bed with you on our first date"