Daredevil Mom Pillows

'Just doing the school run.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'How's the water skiing?'

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"They look so young and helpless."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."