Dangerously Dedicated Sculptor T-Shirts

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Larry's used art

Archimedes statue with a lever

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Sculptor

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Damien Hirst Cafe

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Child making ice sculpture.

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

Rodin's Coach-Driver

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

Artist and Nature

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

The place is full of dealers.

'Show off!'

Topiary By Numbers

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

The Sculptor's Girlfriend

Michelangelo's David

"They have extraordinary taste."