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In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Conservation Area

Caterpillar Portrait

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"A haand gel...!?"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

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