Dandelion Defender Pillows

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

No Soliciting

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

A Change of Scene.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Fish with Shield

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Salesman on Holiday

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

J.F. Bonner 1886 - 1974. Soldier, Statesman, Author, Philanthropist. Trivialized by the media 1986.

Ginger Breadman

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"

"What do you mean - dolphins aren't vegetarian?"

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.