Dancing Deer Admirer Pillows

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Maypole

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"No, son. Let him finish."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"We've made a few changes."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Ballet Parking.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

The Flirtateous Period