Dancing Deer Admirer Mugs

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Maypole

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"No, son. Let him finish."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Ballet Parking.

"We've made a few changes."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"Damned cyclists."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

The Flirtateous Period

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"