Dance Therapy Enthusiasts Gifts

"He's been at it all week...ever since he read that dancing was good for his mental health, but it's ruining mine!"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Licensed Therapist

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Postwar is hell."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Couples' therapy

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

A little bird told me...

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Dancing in pyjamas

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Push for Disco...

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Children's Party

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Shrinks in heaven

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."