'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'
Dance Performer Mugs
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"Do you mind?"
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
They hated me.
Showbiz Awards
I could have danced all night!
When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....
"May I have this arythmic flail?"
A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Omara Portuondo
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
Turn, turn and turn.
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."
"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
"We're following Carrot Top."
Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'
"Extreme miming"
Pirate
Leslie Caron.
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
Cow Show Tunes
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.
George Michael
Meet Me Outside St. Louis
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."
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