Arts Performer Mugs

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Showbiz Awards

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

International Women's Day.

Paul Klee

The Artist

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Alien David statue

Ban on Free Speech

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Face painting.