Dance Party Host Mugs

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Wine Lady

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Join me in a Martini?

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Party time.

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Barbecue

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Mini Bar

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."