Dance Floor Dodger Gifts

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

"He's agreed to take the cruise, but no damn bunnyhopping!"

The last song before the party exploded.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Dance.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"That explains all the cavities."

Elderly People

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

The Four Tops in Concert

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Club insecurity.

How's my Jiving?

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

Bunny Hop Hug

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Dance Crossing

Jazz Bagpipes

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

'I thought I could dance...'

"Would you like to dance?"

Crunk

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

Dance steps for the very tired.

I think we're alone now!