
A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.
Decorate their space with prints that honor the dance floor dodger’s fun-loving, introverted spirit. Stylish, witty, and personalized, these art pieces are perfect for their favorite hangout areas.
A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.
"He's agreed to take the cruise, but no damn bunnyhopping!"
The last song before the party exploded.
Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!
'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'
Dance.
'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"That explains all the cavities."
Elderly People
'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'
"He's got a great future behind him!"
The Four Tops in Concert
'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'
'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'
Club insecurity.
How's my Jiving?
"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."
"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."
Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"
Bunny Hop Hug
'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'
"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."
Dance Crossing
Jazz Bagpipes
Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.
'I thought I could dance...'
"Would you like to dance?"
Crunk
'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'
Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'
'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'
'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'
Dance steps for the very tired.
I think we're alone now!
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