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"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Dance.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"Shake yer booty!"

''All that glitz, glamour, excitement and a really exciting contest ahead'.'

How's My Jiving?

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

"And do you, Robert, promise not to breakdance at the reception?"

I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I told you Miley's twerking video wasn't going to be pretty!"

"It's not my fault I have two left feet."

Dance marathon.

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

'Okay. Let's go.'

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

Construction workers dancing: Men Workin' It.

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

Places you can still go for a good, old fashioned telling off...

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

"Funnily enough, I do actually have two left feet..."

"Them's dancin' words."

Dance showdowns of the Old West.