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"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

How's My Jiving?

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

The last song before the party exploded.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Dance.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'You dance like my mother.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Spring cleaning.

''All that glitz, glamour, excitement and a really exciting contest ahead'.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'