Dance-off Champion T-Shirts

"I told you Miley's twerking video wasn't going to be pretty!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

'You dance like my mother.'

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

How's My Jiving?

Dancing with the Star Wars

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...

"And do you, Robert, promise not to breakdance at the reception?"

When Moms Dance

'Okay. Let's go.'

Dance marathon.

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

Turf War on West 49th Street

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

Places you can still go for a good, old fashioned telling off...

"Funnily enough, I do actually have two left feet..."

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.

Ann Widdecombe

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

Embarrassing Dancer.

Solo Tango

The Kings of Spin.