Dairy Dabbler T-Shirts

Dairy dabbler in your life? Our witty t-shirts celebrate their cheesy passions with fun designs that make everyday outfits a little more humorous and a lot more personal.

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"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then." mockup

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

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'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.' mockup

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

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Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect. mockup

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert." mockup

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.' mockup

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

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Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower mockup

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

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'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.' mockup

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

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"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!" mockup

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

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Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama. mockup

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

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"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo." mockup

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

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"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time." mockup

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

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My first mistake.

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Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out. mockup

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

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'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.' mockup

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

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'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.' mockup

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

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'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...' mockup

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

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'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?' mockup

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

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The four major food groups.

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Snow Surgery

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'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!' mockup

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

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"A good rule of thumb is, if you can't lift it, don't eat it."

"A good rule of thumb is, if you can't lift it, don't eat it." mockup

"A good rule of thumb is, if you can't lift it, don't eat it."

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"Sure-fire weight loss program."

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'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

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'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?' mockup

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

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"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

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