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Come hell or high water, Walt bicycles to work!

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

I hate monday mornings.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Internet Cafe.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Do not feed the clerks.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"Lunchward ho!"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"I hope your day is going bad."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"Awake and doing great"