Daily Warrior Prints

Come hell or high water, Walt bicycles to work!

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

I hate monday mornings.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Do not feed the clerks.

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Lunchward ho!"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

The Jerck Manual

"Awake and doing great"

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

"I hope your day is going bad."