Dada Appreciator Mugs

'Blood Duchamp!'

Convenience.

The Dandy

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Nude Defacing a Staircase.

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Vegetarian Heaven

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

Jens Stoltenberg.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

'I know where you live!'

"I never thought I would miss billboards!"

'You'll get used to this very easily - you always were a deadbeat.'

Cloud 10.

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'