Dadaism Lover Mugs

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

You're my Mona Lisa.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Distractions Of The Great

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Iris Murdoch

"I made you a mixtape."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

The intellectual.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.