Dada Appreciator Pillows

'Blood Duchamp!'

Convenience.

Kritik's Korner

The Dandy

Man Ray

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Francis Picabia

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Marcel Duchamp caricature

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"I figured I'd start with one love handle and if you liked it, go for the pair."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

Nude Defacing a Staircase.

Jens Stoltenberg.

Vegetarian Heaven

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Now go wash your hands.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'I know where you live!'

"I never thought I would miss billboards!"

Cloud 10.

The expulsion from the Garden of Olive.