Dada Gifts

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Robot Parts $5

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Skipping Horse

Domestic Superheroes!!

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Remote control pirate bully

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'